Demuth in Vegas was not the.........

[SG Berm book]

Demuth in Vegas was not the only Outstanding Performance. Many of you know AJ715 (Alan small Johnson), well, we here at VETS UNITE are proud to promote AJ715 from Private 1st Class to MAJOR Dumb-ass.

You see Alan is one of a handful of VET riders thast can't let it go. (persistent pursuing of Loretta Titles, endless bicycle rides around Whie Rock lake, pleant of nutrition snacks, and supplemmet bars, cardio, Balley's, 24 hr Fitness, new tires after every moto....... YOU GUYS GET THE POINT ! The guy eats and sleeps being in shape for the Vet class, and is an all around GREAT GUY. Well I have been slowly working on Alan over the course of the last few years to convert him over to the dark side (otherwise known as VETS UNITE). Yes he has an occassional beer (one every few months...no exaggeration!)

You think Demuth rocked on Vegas.... Listen to this..... AJ715 called me shit-faced wanting everyones cell numbers.

1) So I gave him just about everyones cell number that I could. Rainsing the bar for yourself are we Alan ?

2) I got calls from people explaining that he was bulligerant and talking major trash... Climbing the Totum Pole !

What happens next makes for one of the PROUDEST moments in VETS UNITE history.... Major dumb-ass is so freaking wasted and confused he CALLS HIS MOM AND DAD -- Being heavily inoxicated, AJ715 does not realize it is his parents he has dialed and is cussing at and VETS UNITE'ING. His mother is in shock from the crazed disgusting sex talk coming from her sons mouth at 4:30 am --- "Alan this is your mother" What are you doing and who are you with?"

OH MAN we may not see AJ715 for sometime, as he is probably grounded, BUT knowing AJ715 as most of you do, one can only imagine the greatness that this guy has achieved. AJ715 -- welcome aboard my friend !

VETS UNITE
Lie and Cheat Equals Success
Training Like No Others

[Blue573]

I'm kinda pissed I never got a call from alan after all the calls I've left him over time. But congrats Alan on your achievment. That is the single greatest Vu call ever.

[The_VIKING]

VU Major Dumb-ass - wow, now that was a story of epic proportions!!! After a couple of calls, I decided to return his calls today. that was the bad part - I was driving! Needless to say, I almost ran several people off the road from laughing so hard!!

Can you imagine, calling your mother @ 5am, drunk, telling her about taking a piss, need to shake it off, can't find desired 'little' Johnson in order to shake, then dropping the f-bomb 100X & asking if she's having sex!?!?

WTG AJ715 - welcome to the dark side. Coach Buttholemaker is actually your father!! Use the farts, Johnson, use the farts!

[motocoach]

I received one of those calls and happened to be awake on my trip to kansas to do a school on sunday..my call was accompanied by a picture message of a tshirt that said I support single moms with strippers on it

[The_VIKING]

yeahhhhhhhh - wtg AJ715!!!

[AR616]

I got the call, even answered at 3.15a.m. saturday while eating breakfast in merriam, kansas-slightly drunk after my wife's 20 year high school reunion- had another message at 6.15 sunday morning. Dont think AJ remembered he was in a different time zone.

Aj can pretend, but he is still a protesting, 2% body fat full blown racer. And I dont even fathom how Nalley made it without his training partner for a weekend.
after Aj drank all weekend, he only finished 3 beers, and gained 1.3oz of fat..and drinking the 8oz beers dont count.

Andy

[SMF]

That is freekin' greatness!! I just shot hot coffee out of my nose, damn it hurts.

I got a call, I guess around 3 AM, I would have sworn the general himself was there coaching AJ, he was on a flawless roll. I wanted to leave him an answer, but I could never stay up late enough. I can't do 3 much anymore.

Maybe since he's back, 10:00 PM will be late enough. :lol:

[MX44]

That is one great story. Something I have never done. I have however been so drunk when I came home (during the day) that I told my mom I had to use the restroom and proceeded to projectile puke all over her bathroom because I couldn't make it to the toilet. Aren't pool parties great.

Anywhoo, I just wish his mom would have had the presense of mind at 4:30 to grab some type of recording device.

for those of you who don't know 715 (the bandit), he is 48 years old which makes the story even better.

[The_VIKING]

even getting this info 1st hand & re-reading it - it's still hilarious!!
I think this pretty much trumps ANY dumbass thing I've ever done!

[SG Berm book]

I don't know, shitting your pants is pretty hard to beat !

[PU300]

Coach- that was a shitty thing to say.

[SG Berm book]

Sometimes coaches tell you what you need to hear. It betters an athlete !

[11kphotos]

Coach- that was a shitty thing to say.

it's not near as bad as having to look at it. wonder what that photo is worth?

and for the record: Alan blue573 really is hurt about not getting a call.
in between hacking up a lung i heard him mention it a few times today. so congrats on your newfound calling but dont forget about Blue. he's abused himself into an oblivion and he would appreciate any help you can provide.

get well soon Blue.

[SG Berm book]

Coach- that was a shitty thing to say.

it's not near as bad as having to look at it. wonder what that photo is worth?

and for the record: Alan blue573 really is hurt about not getting a call.
in between hacking up a lung i heard him mention it a few times today. so congrats on your newfound calling but dont forget about Blue. he's abused himself into an oblivion and he would appreciate any help you can provide.

get well soon Blue.

Reemer - that photo is priceless - a million dollars w/ a psychitrist and optomitrist couldn't ease your pain !

[11kphotos]

Reemer - that photo is priceless - a million dollars w/ a psychitrist and optomitrist couldn't ease your pain !

no, no. please, let's not talk about it. dont forget your "role" in that photo. images burnt in my brain that i will take to the grave whether i want to or not. hell Fullsize was the most respectable out of all you guys and i'm not sure what that means.

[MX44]

I don't know, shitting your pants is pretty hard to beat !

I almost shit myself I laughed so hard when I read that.

[PU300]

VU continues to raise the bar on ethics....

[The_VIKING]

hey - that was fotoshopped - I'm a victim of malicious pranksters!!!
I did NOT do that on my own free will!!