Pro challenge roll call.

[SMF]

So, a buddy of mine is going to help the announcer "spot" at the pro challenge, and he's trying to fond out who's going to be there. He wants to study up on names, and numbers.

If anyone has any info on who's going to ride, please post it up here.

Thanks.

[motocoach]

micheal willard national #84

[SG Berm book]

Brad Woolsey is National # 84 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blue573]

Shand G......dawwwwwwg will be there, after all he did win 2 novice titles in 84, or was it 94 Ask him he'll tell you.

[PU300]

#84 + 216 = no pro class!!!!

[SG Berm book]

Yeah Blue, but we don't want to take away from today's Star Athletes, so we will just continue to tell that story to the dancers...they eat it up. Who knows if I hadn't of quit Woolsey may not have been national #84. How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

[ctaylor209]

I'll be there.

Cole Taylor #209

[The_VIKING]

Yeah Blue, but we don't want to take away from today's Star Athletes, so we will just continue to tell that story to the dancers...they eat it up. Who knows if I hadn't of quit Woolsey may not have been national #84. How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

You are truly a legend in your own mind!! LMAO!!!

[tegy]

I'll be there but don't know if I will be racing you don't need a pro card to race it do you?

[yourhero24]

I'll be there but don't know if I will be racing you don't need a pro card to race it do you?
Nope. Race it man, I am! Who cares how we finish. It's gonna be fun!

[yourhero24]

#84 + 216 = no pro class!!!!
Duuuuude, don't be a pussy! Your old ass is faster than at least half of those guys! Besides, haven't you been training? Quit sandbaggin us slow old guys and race a class with some competition! Haha I think you would do good.

[tegy]

sweet I'll give it a shot.

[Blue573]

Come on Woosley I saw you at village a while ago looked faster then you have in a while.

[11kphotos]

+1 for the Woolsey bandwagon. I'm aware of his training program, you cant go wrong with that setup Brad. Get some!

[Blue573]

Do it for the team!

[yourhero24]

Just DOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIT!!!!!

[mx320]

+1 for the Woolsey bandwagon. I'm aware of his training program, you cant go wrong with that setup Brad. Get some!

+2

Think about it. The VU team needs to have one person that actually achieves success (the right way). :D

[SG Berm book]

Come on Brad - with you and $mith out there we ca cover all grounds in the classes - mid pack and back of the pack !
hahaha... I will get the Jersey ironed and helmet washed for you (however, I will leave the rust on the buckle!)

[Blue573]

I'll bring my Squires poster to hold up every time you go by!

[PU300]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR :twisted:

[yourhero24]

I'll bring my Squires poster to hold up every time you go by!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahaha! Wait, last I recall, wasn't B-Rad beating Austin? See, even more reason you should race it! Don't be skurd!

[PU300]

#84 + 216 = no pro class!!!!
Duuuuude, don't be a pussy! Your old ass is faster than at least half of those guys! Besides, haven't you been training? Quit sandbaggin us slow old guys and race a class with some competition! Haha I think you would do good.

US OLD GUYS???

your just a pup.... I doubt if you even legal in the + 25 class.

I'll race the Pro class if Shand will wear that green jersey and the Street helmet ALL DAY!

[yourhero24]

#84 + 216 = no pro class!!!!
Duuuuude, don't be a pussy! Your old ass is faster than at least half of those guys! Besides, haven't you been training? Quit sandbaggin us slow old guys and race a class with some competition! Haha I think you would do good.

US OLD GUYS???

your just a pup.... I doubt if you even legal in the + 25 class.

I'll race the Pro class if Shand will wear that green jersey and the Street helmet ALL DAY!
Nice! haha...man, I'll be the big nasty three-oh in Jan. Don't hate just because I age well. ....with a hat on.

[yourhero24]

Dude, what about the part about the poster? I'm disappointed! Oh well, back to work I go.

[PU300]

+1 for the Woolsey bandwagon. I'm aware of his training program, you cant go wrong with that setup Brad. Get some!

+2

Think about it. The VU team needs to have one person that actually achieves success (the right way). :D

That is a paradoxical statement.... the VU Team could explode. I would be cast out. this could have long lasting damaging effects..... kinda like Bourbon

[SG Berm book]

As I seem to recall - HOCUS POCUS LET ME FOCUS --- The Year was 2000, and Brad Woolsy pulled bith Holeshot's in the 250 Pro class..... Went on to finish 2nd on the day handing a severe VETS UNITE beating to Ivan Tedesco, Andrew Short, Chase Reed, Chris Craft, Todd Downs, Adam Mennenga, Kyle Williams, Nathan Hale, and 25 other riders... COME ON BRAD do it for teh team..... we will have the VU Jedi Chair for recharging after each moto !

[yourhero24]

Man, you can't puss out with that many fans cheering you on! haha GD! You beat those dudes!?

[Blue573]

The poster is for motivation since he's putting the smack down on squires now. Gimmie the jersey, If you race I'll wear and extra special get up that will surely make you want to pull off the track and hide! Who cares if you only do 8 laps.

[yourhero24]

Man, if Tegy & I are down, you should have no excuse! BTW, what gym do you go to? 24hr?

[SG Berm book]

Oh Man can you imagine the VU celebrations if Brad makes the Main ?

[Blue573]

I normally go to Main street, buffalo wild wings, Londoner or clubhouse.....oh sorry that was for woosley!

[SG Berm book]

#84 + 216 = no pro class!!!!
Duuuuude, don't be a pussy! Your old ass is faster than at least half of those guys! Besides, haven't you been training? Quit sandbaggin us slow old guys and race a class with some competition! Haha I think you would do good.

US OLD GUYS???

your just a pup.... I doubt if you even legal in the + 25 class.

I'll race the Pro class if Shand will wear that green jersey and the Street helmet ALL DAY!

Brad if you really race I will wear the attire for most of the day = even trade !

[The_VIKING]

Hell If Brad goes, makes the main, I might dig up an 'official' VU Viking costume - We'll have to figure something out...

maybe something w/ a sword & a cape - who knows!!!

even break out fullsize Viking coloring books w/ the help of Tim the Rage fo-toer!

we'll have one heck of a celebration!!!

[mx320]

Hell If Brad goes, makes the main, I might dig up an 'official' VU Viking costume - We'll have to figure something out...

maybe something w/ a sword & a cape - who knows!!!

even break out fullsize Viking coloring books w/ the help of Tim the Rage fo-toer!

we'll have one heck of a celebration!!!

Mickey - It's Halloween time, you can find a viking costume for sure. Google it....

Brad - Damn on the 2000 race and beating all those guys. GOOD JOB!

Shand - your lucky its getting cooler out or you would die in a street helmet all day. Visor down or up? Which is allowed?

[FullSize]

This is shaping up to be a nice drunk-fest. I'm sorry I'm not gonna be there. Shand / Mick - you'll have to drink a few extra Clown Oil's for me. I have a wedding to go to out of town.


Come on Bad-Brad! - Make us old slow guys proud! We all need a positive mentor. We have plenty of bad examples; we need you to be a good one!!


Mike Shirley #8

[Blue573]

Goat who...We want Woosley

[11kphotos]

Guys, you're going about this the wrong way. PU wont respond to taunting, you must exploit his training program and bribe his ass. So what's it gonna take PU?

[CamP]

Approximately, what time will the pro motos start Saturday?

[Blue573]

Low carb beer for every lap???

[SG Berm book]

This is shaping up to be a nice drunk-fest. I'm sorry I'm not gonna be there. Shand / Mick - you'll have to drink a few extra Clown Oil's for me. I have a wedding to go to out of town.


Come on Bad-Brad! - Make us old slow guys proud! We all need a positive mentor. We have plenty of bad examples; we need you to be a good one!!


Mike Shirley #8

Fuulsize -- No problem Mike - just send us your inventory and we will take care of it for you..like at Millville.

Cam -- I think Pro practice starts at 11 and rpo racing starts at 2pm --- I think

PU300 -- How about it - race/attire !

[PU300]

Shand... Your on... Aaron- I want a picture of him passed out in uniform with the I.V. in!!

I tried to ride my road bike this morning...after 30 minutes I sounded like an 80 yr old chain smoker.... this is going to be ugly.

ONE MORE THING the Viking has to be my umbrella bitch both motos if I make it to the second moto.[/b]

[Blue573]

Hey gimmie one of those motos, I'm gonna wear something special just for you.

[PU300]

I am scared already... I don't need to feel sick to my stomach at that point.

[11kphotos]

Shand... Your on... Aaron- I want a picture of him passed out in uniform with the I.V. in!!

I tried to ride my road bike this morning...after 30 minutes I sounded like an 80 yr old chain smoker.... this is going to be ugly.

ONE MORE THING the Viking has to be my umbrella bitch both motos if I make it to the second moto.[/b]


oh hell yeah. mx320, looks like swan on sunday.

[Blue573]

#1 Woosley fan

[Blue573]

Is it sat or sun?

[11kphotos]

oh wait, i think it's saturday. if thats the case, i cant make it.

[PU300]

It's Saturday for the Pro classes... Practice at 11:30 and first moto at 2:00pm

[SG Berm book]

#1 Woosley fan

I am - you better get back before I punch your lights out.

BRAD -- yOUR ON - I will wear the famous jersay and helmet for most of the day...even while just socializing.... If $mith is behind you at any point... well I am going to punch his momma right in the mouth !

[PU300]

Junior- put the evidence in the car!

[Zero]

If $mith is behind you at any point... well I am going to punch his momma right in the mouth !

WTF did you just say?

[PU300]

If $mith is behind you at any point... well I am going to punch his momma right in the mouth !

WTF did you just say?

Not that position Zero- He's talking about racing.... motorcycles. :?

[SG Berm book]

If $mith is behind you at any point... well I am going to punch his momma right in the mouth !

WTF did you just say?

Oh come on now -- PU300 knew the movie !

[PU300]

But daddy! My Hat flew off.....

I wish your GD head was in it!!!!

[motocoach]

what is this,a drive in movie? shoulda creamated the sombitch

[SG Berm book]

Brad why don't you drive on down here from Argyle and meet Coach Buttermamker off of Greenvillle Ave... We will work on Hydration Techniques, and get underway with a crash-course 4 day training cram... Besides, blue is already on his way out to Swan with some Orange spray paint and trick pull strings, lining the trees... for secret track cutting purposes !!

You can still win BABY !



VETS UNITE
Lie and Cheat Equals Success
Training Like No Others

[SMF]

Hey motocoach, the negro in your avatar seems to be a "Negative Nelly". Is he angry about something?

[SMF]

"Oh, pardon me. For some reason you sounded a little taller on radio."

[motocoach]

oh smf...ur killin me!

[Blue573]

I ran the plan by the General and it is now set in motion. Everybody come out to swan to Cheer on our Favorite VU member the GOAT Brad Woosely!!!

[SG Berm book]

I ran the plan by the General and it is now set in motion. Everybody come out to swan to Cheer on our Favorite VU member the GOAT Brad Woosely!!!

Indeed - Blue 573 called me with astronomical plans... a GRAND PLAN is now kicking into motion..... THIS IS A MUST SEE for PU3 tv.... everyone who is planning on coming to the Pro Challenge..... which hopefully is everone since you can watch Saturday.... then go ride where ever on Sunday.... should be there to help rally the troop Woolsey....

I am serious... put your life on hold Saturday and come support the 16th Annual Pro Challenge....and watch that Woolsey Kid...he was fast...NO is Fats... No fast.. got it ! I am wearing the helmet and jersey now just typeing this !

[SG Berm book]

Oh Man -- just got off of communications with Battallion Leader Corporal Dumb Ass Blue 573 --- exchanging intelligence.... This is going to be huge... Brad we are proud of you for not quitting, when so many of us have...Kids look up to you, so do midgets !!

[The_VIKING]

i JUST got off the phone w/ Battallion Leader Corporal Dumb Ass Blue 573 workin' up some potential super top secret double probabtionary cameo guest appearance of the Viking - we're still strategizing the logistical deployment of the aforementioned guest...

more to kum...

[The_VIKING]

Battallion Leader Corporal Dumb Ass Blue 573 suggested this outfit: http://www.costumecraze.com/BTRAD52.html

I'm considering a little twist on it:
- maybe a real Viking helmet, steel, of course;
- a cape, with the VU Team logo on it, required;
- a trusy mighty sword;
- fitting combat boots;
- 2 leather belts strapped in an 'X' across my chest/back, for the cape to hang on to...;
- a brite red "300" -style speedo;

THE #1 Woolsey fan - "...in the world..."! Yeah, top that costume Coach Buttholemaker & Ballion Leader Corporal Dumb Ass Blue 573

Imagine that - there'll be some throwup now!!!
ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[SG Berm book]

That will be sweet -- can't top that... you better get ready.... and dont forget to add CLEAN UNDIES to your list of clothing and items.

[The_VIKING]

That will be sweet -- can't top that... you better get ready.... and dont forget to add CLEAN UNDIES to your list of clothing and items.

LMAO - that's why they're RED !!

I'll call ya back in a sec...having phone sex w/ Donya.

[tegy]

Good God guys ya'll are really going all out for this huh. LOL!

[PU300]

This is really starting to get out of control.... I guess I should fix the flat tire and knock the cob-webs off of the thing...hell I might even get some new tires from D&S tomorrow!

[tegy]

This is really starting to get out of control.... I guess I should fix the flat tire and knock the cob-webs off of the thing...hell I might even get some new tires from D&S tomorrow!

Yeh you might as well oh well it will be fun.

[The_VIKING]

That will be sweet -- can't top that... you better get ready.... and dont forget to add CLEAN UNDIES to your list of clothing and items.

LMAO - that's why they're RED !!

I'll call ya back in a sec...having phone sex w/ Donya.

aight - what jackass did this edit??? I know...that's a rhetorical question! I've got a real good idea who did!
LOL!!

[The_VIKING]

well fudge! The Viking is out for the Pro Challenge on Sat! Gotta keep the Viking Queen happy or it's not good! LOL!!

idk what I'm gonna do Sunday ... yet!

Good Luck to ya, #84 Woolsey!

and that $mith fella too!!!!

[SG Berm book]

WHAT - it's the Pro Challenge - you and the misses can leave in the afternoon to do what ever it is that so important... seriously you can head to houston after the race and be there Sat evening and Sunday.. This is rediculous ! Some Viking you are...more like a gerbal !

[himom819]

WHAT - it's the Pro Challenge - you and the misses can leave in the afternoon to do what ever it is that so important... seriously you can head to houston after the race and be there Sat evening and Sunday.. This is rediculous ! Some Viking you are...more like a gerbal !

you found a radiator right?

[SG Berm book]

Yes I believe it's taken care of.

[tegy]

Yes I believe it's taken care of.

Good glad to hear that or do you still need to get a hold of day day?

[SG Berm book]

I never heard anything from that guy dada - I think it has been taken care of though.. Thanks Tegy.

[SG Berm book]

vIKING,

I still call BS on this. You can head from Tyler to Houston or whereever Sat afternoon, and spend Sunday down there as well. This is a once a year race with two of the VETS UNITE sponsored racers racing. You even went as far to look up the Viking coustume on the internet.... You can still go through with the wife's plans later, besides you always head out of town.
This is a once a year race.

Guys -- Let the bashing begin.
This is what happened last time he was directed by females



http://www.11kphotos.com/sept0207/mick/mick_viking.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1236/536597949_2d936179eb_o.jpg

[Blue573]

Mickey, you are no longer a Viking! Back in the day Vikings conquered all, if you can't conquer your wife you are now just a Nortic Serf the lowest form of Viking. They were just mere farmers and took care of the warrioirs. Woolsey now hates you!

[mx320]

Shand/Blue - I can see why you two are not married. :D

Just kidding. I think its cool Mickey is staying home to be wtih the wife. Good for you Mickey! I am sure Donya appreciates it.

[SG Berm book]

Well i ocul dhave been a time or 4 - but KNEW better. This is not me http://www.vikingboatraces.com/logos/barleague_logo.jpg


Anyway thats just it they are not staying home they are traveling...by yatch. If Mickey doesn't show up this is what is going to happen to his boat
http://www.vikingboatraces.com/logos/experience_logo.jpg

[yourhero24]

Shand/Blue - I can see why you two are not married. :D

Just kidding. I think its cool Mickey is staying home to be wtih the wife. Good for you Mickey! I am sure Donya appreciates it.
Lame!

[SG Berm book]

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[meanass43]

I may be making an appearance with some guy named Bogard. Still waiting on details but should be there.

[SG Berm book]

I'm scratching my head... I think I heard of him. Oh man w/ Bogard and Woolsey it could be just like 2000 all over again. Man this is getting better all the time. WHERE YOU AT WOOLSEY ? Blue and myslf have been working very hard to make sure your return is classic..... VETS UNITE -- won't settle for 1st place.

[The_VIKING]

wellllll slick, just remember one thing, while you're calling me PW'd, just remember; while you're out lookin' for some....welllllll, let's just say I'm 'earnin' a sweaty fur moment!! LMAO!! Mull that one over a little bit!!

PU300 - I am SOOOOOO sorry for letting the team down on this event! I was so looking fwd to being your Umbrella Bitch in my Fearsome Viking ensemble!

Fullsize - that ClownOil made me all gaga. Next thing I know there's a fotoshopped picture floatin' around to which there is no PRIDE to be associated w/ it!!! UGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

[wrench1]

wellllll slick, just remember one thing, while you're calling me PW'd, just remember; while you're out lookin' for some....welllllll, let's just say I'm 'earnin' a sweaty fur moment!! LMAO!! Mull that one over a little bit!!

PU300 - I am SOOOOOO sorry for letting the team down on this event! I was so looking fwd to being your Umbrella Bitch in my Fearsome Viking ensemble!

Fullsize - that ClownOil made me all gaga. Next thing I know there's a fotoshopped picture floatin' around to which there is no PRIDE to be associated w/ it!!! UGGGHHHHHHH!!!! Fotoshop ??? I can't even remember any photos that have scarred my mind, even as a child than the one in this post!! I think you and Blue have some sort of ?? Well never mind !!!!!!

[The_VIKING]

now that last one was courtesy of motocoach - I DON'T even want to know how or what he was doin' to find that one!!! OHHH MY GOSH!!!!!!

[GregsCRF450X]

I can't wait. Myself and Blue573 will be rollin' in together. Good times are afoot, I can feel it!! Photo OPS...Photo OPS!!!

[Blue573]

Yeah greg, bring or make your best woosley apparell

[PU300]

After the news from the viking retreat I can hardly bring myself to post. I did however get some training in last night with funnyPharm..... testing the clown oil. This weekend should be fun!

[Blue573]

Sorry brad the Wheel on the Golden Chariot came apart last night not sure if it will be ready bye sat. Plus the 18 Clydesdales are not looking like they will make it in time. You may have to go to the line like everybody else.

[SG Berm book]

well guys - I am off the copmuter for a few days - heading to Swan --- PU300 I will be in full force with the helmet and jersey... I just wiped a booger on the sleeve! Bring it Brad make us proud.... Blue has cooked up some special recipes for the eevnt....Greg, Blue, myself and a few others will have your back...and if any Pros want to kick your ass on the track.... well we will gladly step aside and let them !!! Your friend, Coach, and General !!!

ALL HAIL TEAM VETS UNITE OCTOBER 6TH

[The_VIKING]

The Viking needs a full post-PC report!

[tegy]

The Viking needs a full post-PC report!

So you are gonna go now?

[Blue573]

no he still has a vagina!

[The_VIKING]

naw - still ain't gonna git to go - just wanna hear about it afterwards.

[Blue573]

sure you'll get updates late that night

[ctaylor209]

I heard from a reliable source that zach osbourne will be there..

[motocoach]

whats the deal? no talk of the 12 pro riders that had to start on the second row...or the other 5 that got thier money back because they thought it was total b.s. that they were going to have to start on the second row...WITHOUT QUALIFIERS...i know they did so, so they could squeeze in that little night race, but i thought this race was supposed to be all about the pro's...thats total crap...snoop agrees with me

[Zero]

whats the deal? no talk of the 12 pro riders that had to start on the second row...or the other 5 that got thier money back because they thought it was total b.s. that they were going to have to start on the second row...WITHOUT QUALIFIERS...i know they did so, so they could squeeze in that little night race, but i thought this race was supposed to be all about the pro's...thats total crap...snoop agrees with me

So you are saying this was a poorly run event? And the AMA wasn't even involved?

[CamP]

They don't have time to run qualifiers at that event. It's not part of the schedule. I say that if you sign up late and the entries exceed the number of gates, too bad.

[motocoach]

come on cam...take out the TWO night races they had and there is plenty of time...guys start on the second row at arenacross all the time and don't bitch..but there is a 15 bike gate and they didn't go fast enough in the qualifiers so its their own fault they r on the back row...btw..those guys on the back didn't sign up late..the computer put them there...with 50 plus pros putting guys like graddy and others behind somebody is hardly fair....you make time for qualifiers..the name is PRO CHALLENGE...im on my way to RV...im sure some of these guys will chime in

[271mx]

I'll be there.

Cole Taylor #209

How did you do? Class was pretty stacked, ay?

[ctaylor209]

I went 15-10 in the 125 class. I was running 8th in the first moto and mckiddie took me into a haybale in the back. 450 class was wayy stacked. Got in a pile up in the 2nd corner and worked my way back to 20th in first moto. Way too tired to ride the 2nd moto.

[271mx]

That's still pretty awesome man. Congrats on the 125 finish.. that's great.

[Zero]

I went 15-10 in the 125 class. I was running 8th in the first moto and mckiddie took me into a haybale in the back. 450 class was wayy stacked. Got in a pile up in the 2nd corner and worked my way back to 20th in first moto. Way too tired to ride the 2nd moto.

Nice run dude!!