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ktm300hater
September 5th, 2007, 08:45 AM
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will
probably never be able to support you.

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."

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How do you fix a woman's watch?
No need. There is a clock on the stove.

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Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
at
the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told>
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex
drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.

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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
street
with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

mx320
September 5th, 2007, 09:04 AM
Ok, this is my favorite one! I know I can't shut up!

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.

ktm300hater
September 5th, 2007, 09:12 AM
Ok, this is my favorite one! I know I can't shut up!

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.

Aaron said you toot more than a train whistle

mx320
September 5th, 2007, 09:17 AM
Ok, this is my favorite one! I know I can't shut up!

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.

Aaron said you toot more than a train whistle

Somehow I doubt that..... :lol:

The_VIKING
September 7th, 2007, 08:37 AM
oh shit - now that's some funny stuff!

I'm gonna print this out for my charming bride - then I'm gonna run out hte house to the track reallllllllll fassssst - faster than I ride! LOL!!!!!

SMF
September 7th, 2007, 08:55 AM
From Mrs. SMF...

WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

mx320
September 7th, 2007, 08:55 AM
From Mrs. SMF...

WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

Now that was funny!!!

The_VIKING
September 7th, 2007, 09:05 AM
LMMFAO - now that was GREAT!!!!