Female Riders!!

[Mrs_dungey05]

Come on!! Where are all the girls at? I have been riding for almost a year and I STILL haven't found any chicks that ride.. I want some friends who ride! My bf rides, but it would be awesome to have some friends of my own to ride with!!

[suz341kid]

If you want to ride with other women then your best bet is to look into cross country. There just aren't that many women who ride MX consistantly.

[Mrs_dungey05]

I am def not into that. I'll wait around. I know they are out there. I just need to find em

[MICKEYMEANIE]

Go to River Valley... typically at least 2 or 3 female riders out there... it's only obvious as they fly past me and their ponytail is waving in the wind...

[Mrs_dungey05]

I will check into it! Thanks!

[pat_masac]

Mrs. Dungey, Just let us all know where you'll be riding. I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say that we love watching chicks ride with each other.

Good luck and welcome to the board,

Pat

[Kasberg187]

Where's Schouten?!

[Mrs_dungey05]

Well I'm still a baby to this sport. But I usually ride at Boondoxxx. I guess it would give me more confidence to have females to ride with. Bc I'm still VERY shy. Like I won't ride on the track if there are alot of people on it. Having some chicks to ride with would make me feel better.

[mxjeff2]

Well I'm still a baby to this sport. But I usually ride at Boondoxxx. I guess it would give me more confidence to have females to ride with. Bc I'm still VERY shy. Like I won't ride on the track if there are alot of people on it. Having some chicks to ride with would make me feel better.

At least you're a fan of the greatest rider in the sport today...

RV has a couple tracks to ride on and the owners have a daughter who rides and races.

[Cokeham]

At least you're a fan of the greatest rider in the sport today... RV

:D


What kind of bike do you have, dunge? If you don't have a big bike [125/250/450], RV has a pitbike track that is pretty fun, there's usually not too many people on it either, so you could ride it and build up your confidence. A buddy of mine just got his wife a bike to, so you would have somebody to ride with out there.

[Dpump]

Mrs Dungey. Was that u at motoxpit last Sunday?

[mxjeff2]

:D


What kind of bike do you have, dunge? I have a KLX 110 because I'm scared of the big bike power and RV has a pitbike track that is pretty fun, there's usually not too many people on it either, so you and I could ride it together and build up our confidence. Please don't tell your bf we ride together so he doesn't beat me up. A buddy of mine just got his wife a bike to, so we can all ride together.

:-)

[Cokeham]

:-)



:x

[mxjeff2]

:x

:headbang:

[pat_masac]

Well I'm still a baby to this sport. But I usually ride at Boondoxxx. I guess it would give me more confidence to have females to ride with. Bc I'm still VERY shy. Like I won't ride on the track if there are alot of people on it. Having some chicks to ride with would make me feel better.

My sentiments exactly! I would have much more confidence myself if you had another female to ride with. Yes, we need to keep others off the track. And, if that weren''t enough coincidences, having some chicks for you to ride with would make Pat feel much better as well. Go figure!

Well played, Cokeham. I was wondering when someone was going to volunteer to help.

PJM

[schouten981]

Schouten's here! Sorry haven't got my daily dosage of txmotocross until now. But hey my names amber. I'm always down to ride with girls! They're hard to come across...

[Junk]

Moto Gurlz, where?

-Judge Junk

[Mrs_dungey05]

This is the part where I sound dumb... What's RV? Bc when I think "RV", I think Villopoto.. And I don't want anything to do w/him. Lol.

[schouten981]

Rv is River Valley. I mainly go to Village Creek. You go out there much?

[pat_masac]

:popcorn2:

[Mrs_dungey05]

[QUOTE=Dpump;142045]Mrs Dungey. Was that u at motoxpit last Sunday?[/QUOTE

You mean the pit in Terrell? I was there saturday

[Mrs_dungey05]

Where do you go? I usually go to Boondoxxx, but I'm open to new tracks for sure.

[Racerx336]

How many Metal Mulisha stickers does your boyfriend have on his quad?

[Dpump]

How many Metal Mulisha stickers does your boyfriend have on his quad?

That's the funniest fng thing I've heard all day.

[jmtracing]

That's the funniest fng thing I've heard all day.

LOL +1

[jmtracing]

I am def not into that. I'll wait around. I know they are out there. I just need to find em

Look up BDP-381. She's a chick that rides and rides it hard from what I saw

[pat_masac]

How many Metal Mulisha stickers does your boyfriend have on his quad?


LOL +3 Gotta agree with Dpump. That is funniest thing I've heard all day! Great job, racerx!

Do you all smell a troll? I know Schouten rides (if that is her) but what do you all think of this other chick?

P. Sac

[Mrs_dungey05]

How many Metal Mulisha stickers does your boyfriend have on his quad?

Excuse me!? We DO NOT ride quad! And I never claimed to "ride hard"! I ride for fun! Is there a problem w/that? And while we are at it, is there any particular reason I am being attacked?? I'm sorry that I don't have a dick and therefore you think I'm somehow unworthy.. Unfortunately your narrowmindedness will have no effect on my choice to ride! Nice try tho!

[Cokeham]

How many Metal Mulisha stickers does your boyfriend have on his quad?


http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn231/Cokeham/facebook_like_buton.png

[pat_masac]

Excuse me!? We DO NOT ride quad! And I never claimed to "ride hard"! I ride for fun! Is there a problem w/that? And while we are at it, is there any particular reason I am being attacked?? I'm sorry that I don't have a dick and therefore you think I'm somehow unworthy.. Unfortunately your narrowmindedness will have no effect on my choice to ride! Nice try tho!

Easy, Ms. Dungey, easy. I think you misunderstood Racerx. He didn't say you rode quad he merely asked how many Metal Mulisha stickers your boyfriend has on his quad. Nobody said anything about riding it. You know, the one he hauls around in the truck covered in Fox stickers with the straight pipes and black rims- the lowered one with Calvin pissing on a Ford emblem.

It's great that you take the time to straddle and ride hard and the fact that you want to do this with another chick makes you a diva in my eyes anyway. You sound like a nice chick and we are all glad you don't have a dick. That doesn't make you unworthy, it makes you beautiful because you are who you are, right? Right.

Keep riding, cooking, cleaning and looking pretty,

P. Sac

[Kasberg187]

How many Metal Mulisha stickers does your boyfriend have on his quad?

How many laps have you spun in the last year? Go glue your tires or something. This is a forum for people who ride motocross.

[Junk]

How many laps have you spun in the last year? Go glue your tires or something. This is a forum for people who ride motocross.

BOOM roasted.

[mxjeff2]

This thread is worthless without pics.

[dave6]

this is her

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b40/davesix/sexy_girl_motocross_13.jpg

[Mrs_dungey05]

How many laps have you spun in the last year? Go glue your tires or something. This is a forum for people who ride motocross.

Thank you!! =

[SG Berm book]

This thread is worthless without pics.

!!!

[Kasberg187]

This thread is worthless without pics.

You should probably make sure she's even 18. '05 can mean a lot of things. Her SN is also "Mrs_Dungey." If she scribbles that all over the place with hearts and stuff, she's probably 15.

But, here's a pic of Schouten. Probably should call her something else now that she's married though.

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/248183_108130085942865_100002376234931_86525_66332 27_n.jpg

[pat_masac]

You should probably make sure she's even 18. '05 can mean a lot of things. Her SN is also "Mrs_Dungey." If she scribbles that all over the place with hearts and stuff, she's probably 15.

But, here's a pic of Schouten. Probably should call her something else now that she's married though.



....whoa!!!....Kasberg, you are wise beyond your years, my friend.

I've heard of Schouten before (can't remember where). I'm glad she is well.

[schouten981]

Ha yes this is Schouten, technically Fondon now. But thanks for the pic Kasberg and thanks p. sac I am doing well !

[Mrs_dungey05]

You should probably make sure she's even 18. '05 can mean a lot of things. Her SN is also "Mrs_Dungey." If she scribbles that all over the place with hearts and stuff, she's probably 15.

But, here's a pic of Schouten. Probably should call her something else now that she's married though.

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/248183_108130085942865_100002376234931_86525_66332 27_n.jpg


Ur implication that '05' means anything more than dungeys number, makes no sense.. Let's say I was born in '05.. I'd be 7... And I must say, if I'm 7, I've got some badass grammar for my age... Also, let's say I graduated in '05... (was '06 actually) I'd be 24 or 25... Which as you know is older than 18... So while I'm not sure why it matters, lemme settle this for ya.. I'm 23... Perfectly legal.. I am a Dungey fan.. And I love MX... Thanks for your concern!

[SG Berm book]

Who here likes McMurphy's Candy...?? Kasberg, do you?

[pat_masac]

Ur implication that '05' means anything more than dungeys number, makes no sense.. Let's say I was born in '05.. I'd be 7... And I must say, if I'm 7, I've got some badass grammar for my age... Also, let's say I graduated in '05... (was '06 actually) I'd be 24 or 25... Which as you know is older than 18... So while I'm not sure why it matters, lemme settle this for ya.. I'm 23... Perfectly legal.. I am a Dungey fan.. And I love MX... Thanks for your concern!


Whew! That's a relief, Ms. Dungey! I was worried that some of my posts may have been a bit offensive and the last thing I want to do is direct them at a 15 year-old.

By the way, you do have some badass grammar. I say that seriously.

PM

[Racerx336]

How many laps have you spun in the last year? Go glue your tires or something. This is a forum for people who ride motocross.

Give me a bike to ride and I will go ride. No sense spending money on a bike that is just gonna sit for months at a time. Now if my dad still bought me my bikes I would probably have one.......

PS: My question was legitimate....

[Kasberg187]

Definitely was legitimate. I backed Ms_Dungey up and all I get is a kick in the face. I'm on your side now.

Ms_Dungey - I'm glad you're legal. I'm a little upset they let you out of high school though. My little cousin is 5 and her grammar is more "badass" than yours. I almost wish you were 7 so we could excuse your posts.

I tried to help you out because posting on this board as a chick is probably the most dangerous thing you can do on the Internet, other than give your bank account number to a Nigerian guy. So I batted that idiot RacerX336 (sorry) out of the way and tried to stop people from asking you for n00dz.

Done with that. Now, I'm more interested in how sideways you wear your flatbill.

[mxjeff2]

This thread continues to be worthless without pics.

[pat_masac]

Definitely was legitimate. I backed Ms_Dungey up and all I get is a kick in the face. I'm on your side now.

Ms_Dungey - I'm glad you're legal. I'm a little upset they let you out of high school though. My little cousin is 5 and her grammar is more "badass" than yours. I almost wish you were 7 so we could excuse your posts.

I tried to help you out because posting on this board as a chick is probably the most dangerous thing you can do on the Internet, other than give your bank account number to a Nigerian guy. So I batted that idiot RacerX336 (sorry) out of the way and tried to stop people from asking you for n00dz.

Done with that. Now, I'm more interested in how sideways you wear your flatbill.

Okay, Kasberg, I'm a bit confused. You were talking about how this chick could school myself, AR and Fullcolon on that admittedly pathetic e-fight over on the other thread. Okay, that's cool because you were correct on that. So, if I may ask without getting my balls shredded off, what gives? Why the sudden interest in this rather old thread?

Kudos on the flatbill comment- funny. Also gotta go with MXJ- pics could change everything- take the thread to a new level, so to speak.

Remember the chick that stumbled into this sausage-fest about a year ago? Seem to remember she got the treatment too. Well, at least you tried to stand up for this one, Kasberg. Who says chivalry is dead?

P. Sac

[MX154]

Wait... YOU KNOW RYAN DUNGEY?! OMG

[mxjeff2]

Okay, Kasberg, I'm a bit confused. You were talking about how this chick could school myself, AR and Fullcolon on that admittedly pathetic e-fight over on the other thread. Okay, that's cool because you were correct on that. So, if I may ask without getting my balls shredded off, what gives? Why the sudden interest in this rather old thread?

Kudos on the flatbill comment- funny. Also gotta go with MXJ- pics could change everything- take the thread to a new level, so to speak.

Remember the chick that stumbled into this sausage-fest about a year ago? Seem to remember she got the treatment too. Well, at least you tried to stand up for this one, Kasberg. Who says chivalry is dead?

P. Sac

I feel it's important to battle test people on this message board regardless of age, sex, gender, and or race. If you can't make it here, a moto track will send you to the ER.

[pat_masac]

I feel it's important to battle test people on this message board regardless of age, sex, gender, and or race. If you can't make it here, a moto track will send you to the ER.

+1 ^^^^

[Kasberg187]

Check the post times, P.Sac! Racerx336 brought this baby back to life to try and get the last word. I can't let that happen.

While I was reading Racerx336's lame excuse for not having a dic...er, dirtbike, I noticed Ms_Dungey made a post I hadn't seen yet. Of course, I have to have the last word too.

I said that she could school you guys before I realized she had turned on me. Now, I'm saying she doesn't have a chance.

I'm a pretty fickle guy when it comes to moto forums. Also, Jeff, I understand now...we're just doing a public service. I feel better.

[pat_masac]

Kasberg, Thanks for the explanation. I'll try to look at the post times a little closer in the future. Nothing wrong with being fickle- keeps people on their toes- they never know what to expect.

Racerx, You seem like an alright dude to me- funny posts. If you wanna ride get you a bike whatever it takes. Man, sometimes I don't get to ride for over a month (mowing my grass, work and all the other bullshit that comes up). But, hey, that's probably true for all the people on this board. Those moments, when they arrive, are worth the payment.

PJM

[Racerx336]

Kasberg, Thanks for the explanation. I'll try to look at the post times a little closer in the future. Nothing wrong with being fickle- keeps people on their toes- they never know what to expect.

Racerx, You seem like an alright dude to me- funny posts. If you wanna ride get you a bike whatever it takes. Man, sometimes I don't get to ride for over a month (mowing my grass, work and all the other bullshit that comes up). But, hey, that's probably true for all the people on this board. Those moments, when they arrive, are worth the payment.

PJM

I would have a bike if I enjoyed riding as much as I did when I was younger. Riding lost its fun long ago for me. Only exception would be the perfect day with the perfect weather and the perfect spot with some really fun play jumps. Spinning laps is for people who have something to prove to themselves or someone else.

[Kasberg187]

I would have a bike if I enjoyed riding as much as I did when I was younger. Riding lost its fun long ago for me. Only exception would be the perfect day with the perfect weather and the perfect spot with some really fun play jumps. Spinning laps is for people who have something to prove to themselves or someone else.


http://youtu.be/wXw6znXPfy4

[Junk]

I would have a bike if I enjoyed riding as much as I did when I was younger. Riding lost its fun long ago for me. Only exception would be the perfect day with the perfect weather and the perfect spot with some really fun play jumps. Spinning laps is for people who have something to prove to themselves or someone else.
http://youtu.be/wXw6znXPfy4

+1

[Uncle Boogie]

I would have a bike if I enjoyed riding as much as I did when I was younger. Riding lost its fun long ago for me. Only exception would be the perfect day with the perfect weather and the perfect spot with some really fun play jumps. Spinning laps is for people who have something to prove to themselves or someone else.

Now, imagine that you don't have a choice in the matter........Funny how much I took for granted just riding for fun when we were "riding all the time". Not trying to burst your bubble AC, just say'n. I would not only give up my left dangln' boy, but probably both of them, just to have the choice back. Down time/Injuries are the absolute worst.......

[Racerx336]

Keith - Coming from someone who has a Facebook alter-ego known as "Keith Havok," I value your opinions very little.

Kasberg - You are still trying to prove something to yourself so I can understand why you think what I said is gay. I will be very proud of you if you make it to your first Loretta's. Getting lapped by a 40+ year old dude who still runs top 3 in the +25 class isn't any more prestigious than getting lapped around here though...

[Racerx336]

Now, imagine that you don't have a choice in the matter........Funny how much I took for granted just riding for fun when we were "riding all the time". Not trying to burst your bubble AC, just say'n. I would not only give up my left dangln' boy, but probably both of them, just to have the choice back. Down time/Injuries are the absolute worst.......

Maybe if some things had happened differently when I was racing then riding might still be fun, oh well.

I really like the way you let Zach go at his own pace when he was coming up and you sort of let him do his own thing. If he wanted to devote his 110% effort then you were there ready to devote your 110%. That is the way it should be done.

[Junk]

Haha, sorry one of my work facebook accounts bothered you. Didn't seem to mind it when you were liking all my canned sterotypical bullshit posts all these rave kids like. Glad you thought that was an alter-ego then, means my team was doing their job.

Besides the personal jabs, lets cut through your emo bitch bullshit - Coming on to a motocross forum which you frequent quite often, and posting how riding moto is something negative, for people who have something to prove? Get over yourself. Have fun at the RC track.

[Racerx336]

Haha, sorry one of my work facebook accounts bothered you. Didn't seem to mind it when you were liking all my canned sterotypical bullshit posts all these rave kids like. Glad you thought that was an alter-ego then, means my team was doing their job.

Besides the personal jabs, lets cut through your emo bitch bullshit - Coming on to a motocross forum which you frequent quite often, and posting how riding moto is something negative, for people who have something to prove? Get over yourself. Have fun at the RC track.

LOLZ - Getting a little bit testy are we. I guess you can't take a joke anymore? And what did I say that was emo? Riding isn't fun for me isn't emo, it is the truth. Sorry that hurts your feelings.

Whatever happened to the good days when 90% of the people in Texas Moto weren't Pussies.

Harden up, dickwad.

[Kasberg187]

Kasberg - You are still trying to prove something to yourself so I can understand why you think what I said is gay. I will be very proud of you if you make it to your first Loretta's. Getting lapped by a 40+ year old dude who still runs top 3 in the +25 class isn't any more prestigious than getting lapped around here though...

I am definitely still trying to prove something to myself. I do that every day.

This won't be my first time at Loretta's. You're not the only one on this board that's had mild success. Having raced there in the past, I can absolutely disagree with you and say I'd rather get lapped at Loretta's than get top 3 at a local race.

Keith - harsh, bro. Haha.

[Junk]

Lets fight pussy. Bass Pro shop - 10PM.

[Racerx336]

Another realization I have come to. TXMotocross is the new MXCrazy and your are the replacement JAVO.

Congrats.

[Junk]

Yep, totally.

[Uncle Boogie]

There's already a replacement for MXCrazy, and thankfully, this is not it.

[Junk]

http://youtu.be/wXw6znXPfy4

:popcorn2:

[Racerx336]

Blame Mrs_Dungey

[mxjeff2]

This thread has hope- WITH PICS... Where's the Mrs.?

[Kasberg187]

This thread has hope- WITH PICS...

No it doesn't.

[Racerx336]

No it doesn't.

Im wondering if YZ85's have weight limits.

[pat_masac]

In my limited time on this board I can't recall a non-participant in a thread creating such a firestorm as Ms_Dungey05. Just sayin.'

Carry on...

[pat_masac]

Another realization I have come to. TXMotocross is the new MXCrazy and your are the replacement JAVO.

Congrats.

Okay, again, not to keep this dead dog barking and I really tried to do my homework. But, for us newbies, could any of you give us a history lesson on this Javo and MXCrazy? I went through a few old posts and it didn't help much. From what I could gather someone got the forum board shut down with some controversial posts but I could be completely off base. Thanks in advance for anyone taking the time to fill us in.

P. Sac

[BDP-381]

You guys are silly!

[jmtracing]

I like fat black women

[dave6]

You guys are silly!

and obviously bored.

[pat_masac]

I like fat black women

...hahahah... Got a good early morning laugh off of that one!

On a similar note, seeing his avatar again makes me realize that I really miss BDP's posts. BDP, any chance of you making a return or are you officially retired? If JS7 had stayed healthy what would the championship points look like right now in your opinion? Outdoors?

Uncle Boogie, Hey, I don't know what happened but I really wish you the best, man. Hope you heal up soon.

P. Sac

[Racerx336]

Okay, again, not to keep this dead dog barking and I really tried to do my homework. But, for us newbies, could any of you give us a history lesson on this Javo and MXCrazy? I went through a few old posts and it didn't help much. From what I could gather someone got the forum board shut down with some controversial posts but I could be completely off base. Thanks in advance for anyone taking the time to fill us in.

P. Sac

JAVO was the boner-biting owner of MXcrazy. He was just a creepy guy in general.

[pat_masac]

JAVO was the boner-biting owner of MXcrazy. He was just a creepy guy in general.

Thanks, RX. I just went over and checked it out- it's under a new name but just as gay as ever. Here are a couple of their posting rules with some comments:

"1. No profanity please. Our sport is made up of families and they just don't need to read it. The world is full of that already. If you are having a bad day, don't take it out here. Go take a pill and chill. As the saying goes, what would Jesus do? We just don't want to spend our time policing language."

What a bunch of fags. That's the beauty of this site- a place for all. There are threads for families, shit talkers, haters and profanity. Why drag Jesus into it?

"5. Having a bias opinion does nothing but show you are bias. If someone wants to show some love to a motorcycle dealer, don't come along and highjack the thread. Stay on point or start another thread."

WTF!?!? "Having a biased opinion"!?!? I guess everyone is suppose to agree on everything, right? Sounds a bit boring.

"6. If you have to hide behind a User name because you don't want others to know you have created a new one, then your creditibility is shot. If you have something to say and someone ask who you are, don't be scared. We are all family."

No...no....no. That never happens here! Nothing but "creditibility" everywhere.

P. Sac

[AR616]

#6 was meant for idiots like you pat!

[pat_masac]

#6 was meant for idiots like you pat!

HAHA....I figured you were gonna ring in on that one, AR! But read the rest of it: "We are all family." That's you and I. We're like brothers- Pat and AR Masac.

[Uncle Boogie]

What would Jesus do......that's a good one. I bet he doesn't spend much time "policing" public forums.

[AR616]

Hi! im the ****ing douche bag that goes by Pat Masac on txmotocross-Im the ****ing big ass opinionated,
know it all, ****ing idiot with no creditibility!

damn, bedias!!

[AR616]

the only thing close to family is when your sister spit my load into your moms mouth after sucking me off and then your mom gave it to your brother who in turn got your wife prego, so trace it, its mine!!

[pat_masac]

the only thing close to family is when your sister spit my load into your moms mouth after sucking me off and then your mom gave it to your brother who in turn got your wife prego, so trace it, its mine!!

DAMN, AR?!? Where do you come up with this shit?!? I don't think that would fly over at the new MXCrazy, you think?

Anyway, it's like twenty separate actions in one sentence. I had to read it a few times. Are you related to KTMcd?

A+

[AR616]

well ****tard, since you say we are all family, then yes i am related to your other screen name ktmcdan-
or you too stupid to remember we are all family?

i do believe so!

[jmtracing]

LOL

[mxjeff2]

Jesus clearly had more productive things to do. We probably should to.

Boogie glad to hear things are improving. That's easily my biggest fear in this game.

[AR616]

sorry JL, i have nothing more productive to do but **** with Pat Nosac!!

but thanks for the concern..

[Junk]

Like fishing with grenades...

Prayze Jesus.

[pat_masac]

Jesus clearly had more productive things to do. We probably should to.

Boogie glad to hear things are improving. That's easily my biggest fear in this game.

I concur. The possibility of injury is a constant thought. However, could you imagine sitting in fear watching reality TV or drinking in the morning? I know people who were dead at twenty on the inside. It's a fine line indeed, MXJeff. We all gotta check out someday and I'd hate to have a bag full of regrets (should've done this and should've done that). The media propagates fear en masse. Just look at the news- they create a false sense of fear and then immediately cut to a commercial for an ass cream or a pill we should all be taking to relieve our pain (real or perceived). Having the thought on your mind is a wise thing- helps keep you safe IMHO.

I've never met Uncle Boogie but my best wishes to him. Being sidelined from whatever one likes to do has to be a drag.

P. Sac

[pat_masac]

#6 was meant for idiots like you pat!

LOL.....I think you may have violated rule #1, AR!!

[racingfortheson]

WOW!! I now think that I don't want my kids on this forum. Y'all should keep that kinda stuff for im's.

[pat_masac]

WOW!! I now think that I don't want my kids on this forum. Y'all should keep that kinda stuff for im's.

Fortheson, Good to have you back, man! I was wondering where you went.

AR did kinda push the envelope with that post although it was funny if only for the amount of action verbs he put in one sentence. I may be wrong but I think that's what MXJeff was hinting at with his "more productive" comments (am I correct, MXJ?). This will probably fire him up to take it even further. I predict some comments about "gluing her eyelids shut" or something similar. We'll have to wait and see.

By the way, how's that collarbone? Hope you healed up quick, fortheson.

P. Sac

[racingfortheson]

Fortheson, Good to have you back, man! I was wondering where you went.

AR did kinda push the envelope with that post although it was funny if only for the amount of action verbs he put in one sentence. I may be wrong but I think that's what MXJeff was hinting at with his "more productive" comments (am I correct, MXJ?). This will probably fire him up to take it even further. I predict some comments about "gluing her eyelids shut" or something similar. We'll have to wait and see.

By the way, how's that collarbone? Hope you healed up quick, fortheson.

P. Sac

Yeah collarbone is great. Was back riding after 5 weeks, and that is what i've been doing. I've been using all my free time riding. Now I'm stuck on a rig for a week so "Ned Flanders" is back for a while.

[pat_masac]

Yeah collarbone is great. Was back riding after 5 weeks, and that is what i've been doing. I've been using all my free time riding. Now I'm stuck on a rig for a week so "Ned Flanders" is back for a while.

HAHA...I forgot about the Ned Flanders thing!

Glad you got well, I mean that sincerely. Gotta suck being on the rig but just think of it as making the cash to ride when you get back.

Take care, fortheson...um, Ned. lol

As far as this post is concerned, I'm gonna let it die unless AR comes back with something really crazy.

[Junk]

I'm just waiting around for some sort of legal action for this thread, we should all be ashamed.

[Kasberg187]

I'm just waiting around for some sort of legal action for this thread, we should all be ashamed.

Hahahaha

[Kasberg187]

Now that it's in the trash, we can get really hardcore.

[pat_masac]

Now that it's in the trash, we can get really hardcore.


No doubt. I was hoping for something really crazy from Brother AR. Guess he got bored with the whole thing.

Hook 'Em has Professor Boogie but I'm struggling hard with my grades at the University of Kasberg. I'll try to study more, Dr. K. I'm done (like I said) without a response from 616.

P. Sac

[jank315]

Hey sac sucker AR said there's no internet at your mom's house. He has been balls deep in your old lady getting baby BJ's now that your wife is prego. Kind of ****ed up if you ask me I wouldn't take that shit.

[jank315]

MXjavo127 I love it bitches!!! Sorry junk its too funny.

[pat_masac]

Hey sac sucker AR said there's no internet at your mom's house. He has been balls deep in your old lady getting baby BJ's now that your wife is prego. Kind of ****ed up if you ask me I wouldn't take that shit.

"Prego"? WTF?

**removed by p. sac**

[jank315]

"Prego"? WTF?

That's okay, Jank, cause there is Internet at your mom's house. I know cause I could see my reflection in the computer screen whilst she cat-tongued my taint nice and clean. You may not recognize here next time you see her with the two black eyes from dick bumps and, oh, I shaved her back. Her spinal meningitis hump looks much better without all that fur but she still drools shit like a dog. I think that's from performing coprophagia on all those construction workers in Tarrant County. That's okay cause her butthole is still a little tight just like you told me it would be. Thanks, dude!

P. Sac

Damn that must have took a long time to get to her house. She died on my 18th birthday. True story

[jank315]

In 2000 at that. Must have been rank.

[pat_masac]

Damn that must have took a long time to get to her house. She died on my 18th birthday. True story


Removed by p. sac.

[jank315]

No she died of cancer I did witness it though. What else you got??

[pat_masac]

Jank, go feed that line to someone else. That's the oldest comeback in the world. I ain't buyin' it for a second that your mom is dead! Here's where I'm suppose to feel guilty and then you come back with a grand slam insult and then tell me you just been f**kin around the whole time. UH UH!

[jank315]

No serious as gets pat. Notice the birthday on the stone. I have been running 315 ever since. http://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww246/joshjank/nancyj.jpg

[jank315]

Wasn't looking for the "grand slam" you make yourself look like a douche all on your own.

[pat_masac]

Wasn't looking for the "grand slam" you make yourself look like a douche all on your own.


Look, Jank, you started in on me. Remember? We went from baby BJs to this.

On that note, I'm sorry you lost your mom. If I had known I wouldn't have gone there but, as you are aware, when talking about people's wives and babies it is inevitable that the thread will lead to moms. Why even bring it up on the board during a session of trash talk?

[jank315]

Man you don't owe me no apologies I'm a big boy, I can take whatever you got. Don't be a pussy.

[pat_masac]

Okay, Jank. I went back and deleted the post- it was highly inappropriate considering the new revelations. This thread has gone from bad to worse so I'm outta here. Best to you, dude.

It has nothing to do with being a "pussy." There is a line even I won't cross. Let's go back to bashing Stewart or something. This board is always fun and I'd like to keep it that way.

PM

[jank315]

You mean the guy you love to bag on then suck his nuts like there bacon flavored when you see him in person.

[pat_masac]

You mean the guy you love to bag on then suck his nuts like there bacon flavored when you see him in person.

Yeah, him.

Okay, changing the subject, what do you not "get" about the JS7 pic? You threw me a curve ball on that one, Jank. It was a joke. Explain to me why a hater would not take an opportunity to take a pic with Stewy. Do you not see the irony there?

[jank315]

Maybe if you were wearing one of the shirts you claimed you were having made. What happened to that? Not just going and getting a pic and beating off to it later on. Is that why you hate Stewy so bad because he finally started chasing women and you realized all your fag dreams of him whipping you like he does a 450 are gone?

[pat_masac]

Maybe if you were wearing one of the shirts you claimed you were having made. What happened to that? Not just going and getting a pic and beating off to it later on. Is that why you hate Stewy so bad because he finally started chasing women and you realized all your fag dreams of him whipping you like he does a 450 are gone?

...haha...damn!?!?

That's a valid point..about the shirts, that is. Okay, I had the order in and everything- even had the HBR logo (couldn't get a high res pic of the TXMotocross logo). All of a sudden these sanctimonious faggots start coming from all directions saying shit like "I hate to see the logo abused like that, etc." on and on horseshit calling the Sac a "tech guy" and this other lame shit. So, I start getting paranoid thinking that there is no support for the Masac shirt. You gotta understand, this is all before I knew just how laid back Junk actually is. I don't think Junk gave a f**k one if I put the logo on the shirt or not. But, I was bombarded by the homo section of the board and no one came to my defense. My credit card had been charged but they had it on hold because of the logo, so I called and canceled. I realize that is a faggy excuse but that is how it went down. I'm much wiser now (I think). However, you are right and I'll take that one- would've been much better in the shirt.

[AR616]

haha jank owns this ****ing nosac!!

made him bow down!!

you go jank! show this southeast texas old guys whos boss!!

and pat, did you know your moms a squirter??

crazy stuff..

[racingfortheson]

I didn't think this thread is ever going to die.

[pat_masac]

I didn't think this thread is ever going to die.

Fortheson, Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. I wonder if Ms. Dungey realizes what she created. Not bad for her first couple of posts IMHO.

Look, AR, as hard as you may try I'm not getting into another e-fight with you because you bore the shit out of me. You and your buddy can go back to greasing each others drive shafts, buffing your tailpipes and polishing chrome. Oh, don't forget to pack your bearings. By the way, thanks for this picture of you two right after a hard days work in the shop:

http://i1077.photobucket.com/albums/w478/pat_masac/inbreds_9319.jpg

[AR616]

o clever pat!

that was sooooo funny, man!

keep spewing your bullshit while you hide behind your monitor!

i dont give a **** if you think your a bigshot or not, cause you aint worth the sweat of my balls after a hard days work because your a coward!-

[pat_masac]

I really don't know why I'm wasting my time with this...

AR, have you ever seen the episode of South Park called "Asspen"? If you haven't go check it out (you can probably find it on the Internet). You remind me of that skier guy on there, Tad, that keeps coming up to Stan challenging him to a ski competition. "Ohhhhh, Stan Darsh!!!!!

Gander Mountain, 10 pm, mother*****r!!!

P. Sac

[AR616]

you ****ing idioit, i dont watch the stupid shit!!

come on, compare me to something better faggot!!

p.s.-gonna have to do something better than that to get under my skin ****tard!!

[Kasberg187]

Hey, South Park is good shit. Love it.

[pat_masac]

Hey, South Park is good shit. Love it.

Agreed. I haven't followed the last season or two. South Park and moto/SX were the only reason I paid for cable/sat in years. Nothing else worth watching. Have you seen "Asspen"?

AR has a strange e-fighting style. At first one just wants to write him off as a raving lunatic but he is just annoying enough to provoke someone to a response. I said I was gonna bail on this thread two days ago but keep coming back for some reason. I've never seen anyone yell textually like AR does.

Limericks, AR?

[Junk]

AR = pat_masac?

[pat_masac]

AR = pat_masac?




Junk, There is no way I could even fake being that illiterate.

By the way, I love it here in the toilet- good job, man! Is it a feather in one's cap to make this prestigious area of the board? After all my time here I can't believe I never checked it out before. Entertaining stuff. I especially enjoyed the post where the guy came on here trying to call out track workers as criminals. What a fag! The guy must have had some kind of vendetta going on.

P. Sac

[Junk]

IDK - I never read any of this, just wait for the court summons and the pressure from the industry...

- Junk

[pat_masac]

IDK - I never read any of this, just wait for the court summons and the pressure from the industry...

- Junk

HAHA! I'll hide from the process server- won't be the first time. lol

[racingfortheson]

I hope that all the trash talking is just fun and games, but if not and there winds up being a fight then someone better post the a video. That way everyone on the forum gets to see someone get shut up in person. It is kinda funny that yall would pick Gander Mnt. to fight. This is ether very funny or sad, and its starting to get very sad.

[pat_masac]

I hope that all the trash talking is just fun and games, but if not and there winds up being a fight then someone better post the a video. That way everyone on the forum gets to see someone get shut up in person. It is kinda funny that yall would pick Gander Mnt. to fight. This is ether very funny or sad, and its starting to get very sad.


Fortheson, Nobody's going to Gander Mountain. This is all just shit talk and fun, man! Gander Mountain is a take-off on the "Douche" post that someone put up (Hater?) with the 48-year-old guy. If anyone has that could you re-post for fortheson? If you'll notice it's mostly AR slinging all the insults. Myself, I've been trying to avoid him but he's kinda hard to ignore (PAT NOSAC IS A ****ING BROTARD IDIOT!!!! AND A COWARD HIDING BEHIND A MONITOR!!!!! YOUR MOM HAS LEPROSY!!!!!!!!!!!).

If we were going to Gander Mountain that would be sad. I'm not 48 yet, don't smoke and don't have a "kid's car" to drive.

P. Sac

[racingfortheson]

YOUR MOM HAS LEPROSY!!!!!!!!!!!

Best put down ever, ROFL. as I read that, I laughed so hard I farted and now I have to get away from the area my computer is cause is stinks, BAD!

[Junk]

Now yall did it, server is getting pounded by the us Federal Courts servers.

[AR616]

dont worry keith, one day at the track we were talking about this fake ass mother ****er calling himself pat nosac and your name was brought up numerous times-

more than one person said it was you!

but a few also said it was your buddy shand!

haha-pat is a douche!

maybe we can get the guys together to identify his true identity!

dumbass pat retort waiting....

[pat_masac]

dont worry keith, one day at the track we were talking about this fake ass mother ****er calling himself pat nosac and your name was brought up numerous times-

more than one person said it was you!

but a few also said it was your buddy shand!

haha-pat is a douche!

maybe we can get the guys together to identify his true identity!

dumbass pat retort waiting....

AR, You are ate the f**k up with it, man! Junk is NOT Pat Masac. MXJeff is NOT Pat Masac and I've never heard of anyone named "Shand."

I'm flattered that you took some time (at the track of all places) to talk about someone as insignificant as me. Let's not lose sight of things- this is an Internet message board and nobody is getting hurt in any way on here.

I'm from south Texas, remember? If you don't attend our weekly "Homo Wednesday" fellowships out at Three Palms or ride Cowboy Badlands how could we have met? In all reality, I've probably met two or three people who are on this board in person who know me. However, I plan to ride at least 10 more years (barring injury) so I'm sure I'll meet many more in the future. I look forward to it- there are some cool people on this board. Perhaps one day you and I can do a potato fist together side by side over a small tabletop.

P. Sac

[MX154]

I <3 AR

[Junk]

Haha, When is the last time you have been to the track Andy? I call BS....

Flattered but anyone that knows me knows IDGAF about any of this BS. Too lazy to cut through the legal redtape to get pats info from his ISP's. Even I am curious who it is...For the longest time was using disposable verizon phones, now he has switched to AT&T IP's...I've applied to get his info via the accounts/abuse department at AT&T but no luck...(if anyone is an AT&T admin, hook a brother up)

I am at an impasse too, its long been the policy of this site (before my time) to let pussy ass bitches be pussy ass bitches hiding behind their screen names...I have to adhere to that. We have track owners, shop owners, and industry people alike that do it....funny.

Ideally I think it would be best to enforce a real names only screen names policy, would be a lot better for the sport. Screen names are so 1999.

[racingfortheson]

I've never heard of anyone named "Shand."

You know that would hurt Shand's feelings. :D

[AR616]

call bs keith, but was riding 3 weeks ago! ha ****ing ha-

but pat, everybody wants me to bust you! im holding out to see if your a standup guy and let the cat out of the bag yourself-

i, for one, believe your a chickenshit!

lets do this all day! im slow at work so bring it....

andy

[Racerx336]

The sexual tension between you two is off the charts.

[racingfortheson]

The sexual tension between you two is off the charts.

:oops:

[jank315]

The sexual tension between you two is off the charts.

Only a fag would notice that.

[mx320]

Hey, South Park is good shit. Love it.

:headbang: